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Criticise Zuma, but not for this

Jeremy Gordin
07 March 2010

Jeremy Gordin says the Daily Mail dangerously misses the point

If you do not know about the brouhaha surrounding President Jacob G Zuma and the English newspapers - mainly of the tabloid shape and mindset (for want of a better word) - you must either be poor (for which I'm sorry) or perhaps living in some bizarre, cut-off place such as Hogsback or Cape Town. Yet even in those outlandish places, I understand, the Internet exists.

It's been great fun, hasn't it, watching the souties (or rooinekke, if you prefer) having a go at the President. The President has, by the way (this info is for those residing in Hogsback) gone to London, with one of his three wives, Thobeka Madiba-Zuma, to see Queen Elizabeth II and a few other handlangers, such as Prince Phillip and Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

There is, after all, something deeply satisfying about a good set of insults being thrown at someone in power - especially as we don't do enough of that sort of thing in this country. It's similar to having someone following a monarch around - it's said that Alexander the Great had such a someone - whispering in the monarch's ear that he is, after all, mortal.

And also, if the insults are well done, the whole exercise can be funny - and in these days of credit crunch, stormy weather and Julius Malema, we all need a bit of "funny".

There are, however, a number of problems - I can think, without trying too hard, of at least four - with the main attack fired at Zuma, by one Stephen Robinson of The Daily Mail.

First is what I call The Problem of the Ukrainian Woman. If you are going to criticise someone satirically, bitterly and nastily, you have to pretend that you care; that on some level you are serious. In Robinson's piece of March 2, however, he tells us that Zuma in fact has 35 children, including a set of twins with a woman from Ukraine.

Problem here is that, once you have picked yourself up from the floor and stopped laughing, it is a bit difficult to take Robbo seriously.

Second, Robinson indeed pretends to be serious. He reportedly told John Perlman on KayaFM that he had written the piece because Zuma's behaviour has been "grotesque". But what has he written? "Jacob Zuma is a sex-obsessed bigot with four wives and 35 children." After that rubbish (sex-obsessed, maybe; four wives, yes, if you include the divorced shortie; bigot, no - quite open really; 35 children, no), why would anyone take Robinson seriously?

Small test, by the way: how many male people can you think of who are not in fact sex-obsessed bigots? Sad truth is that most men are (do the test); so why the song and dance about Zuma?

Third, as the reader will have gathered by now, Robinson's piece is plain rubbish. The 35 children and the Ukrainian doll or the claim that Zuma's election ditty, Mashini wami, was a "grotesque disavowal of (Nelson) Mandela's (previous) exhortation to his supporters to throw their weapons into the sea", are simply codswallop.

Most seriously, however, this sort of piece - and The Daily Mail has pulled the same stunt at least twice before; it's obviously good for circulation - is deeply racist. It bespeaks a racism and contempt that the English specialise in.

Basically, such a piece is saying that the man with the black skin, who hails from Africa, and who subscribes to a polygamous marital system, is a lesser breed; he's a sex-crazed buffoon. It's the sort of blimpish humour - or parody - at which Private Eye magazine used to be so adept, except that it made fun in the first place of the English themselves, and it was funny.

There's not much funny about what Robinson has written and of course its success lies in its appeal to the basic racism of the English about the laughable black men in Africa who sit under a tree, have many wives to till the fields for them, and never require Viagra.

It also dangerously misses the point. If you want to criticise Zuma, point out that the tri-partite alliance is showing severe strain, parts of the ANC seem to be at opposite poles economically, Malema and his ilk are running riot, and Bafana Bafana are likely to get whipped by some team from a place like Ukraine.

Postscript

On Thursday 4 March I wrote a 700-word article about President JG Zuma and English newspapers for East London's Daily Dispatch newspaper, which is reproduced above. Unfortunately, I did not see until Sunday morning an article on Politicsweb titled "Zuma and the British media" (see here).

Dated 5 March, it was written by Lucy Holborn, "a British expat working as a researcher at the South African Institute of Race Relations".

Holborn wrote that, when it came to being mean towards Zuma, the main offender, the Daily Mail, would certainly be - if personified - a right-wing and vile buffoon. Nonetheless, other newspapers were also, as Holborn puts it, "critical" and "somewhat mocking" of Zuma. (If that was "somewhat", I'd hate to see them at full throttle.) But this, she explained, was not racism for four reasons.

First, Holborn explained, "political satire and criticism of politicians is an important part of free speech and a free Media in any democracy, and Britain prides itself on having a Media unafraid of criticising and poking fun at political and public figures both at home and abroad". 

Leaving aside the fact that JZ was not "a politician" in Britain (he was a visiting foreign president), thank you, Lucy, for explaining so simply the basic tenets of a "free Media". I think it is important that you did so because we lesser breeds, especially here at the tip of Africa, have no idea about free speech. Just ask the fellows who put our constitution together - or maybe ask Nelson Mandela, Raymond Louw, or Max du Preez.

As for poking fun at politicians, well, thanks for explaining that part too. I'm sure Zapiro and a host of others (not to mention Richard Smith, who was doing that stuff before Zapiro was born) have a lot to learn from you Engelse - whom, as we all know, know everything there is to know about everything, especially journalism.

Thanks also for pointing out that what is needed in a "healthy democracy" is "to hold leaders to account". That'll give Mondli Makhanya and Justice "the end of the world has come" Malala something to chew on; they had no idea.

And of course none of what anyone wrote in the British newspapers had anything to do with Zuma's colour or provenance. Goodness me, if the chap had gone to Eton and then served in the Guards, why, they'd have written the same - right?

Second, Holborn explained, the British media was not racist - because the SA press had said many similar things about Zuma! I might have this wrong - and the lawyers can correct me if I do - but, as best as I recall Newspaper Law 101, repeating a defamation, initially committed by someone else, is not a defence upon which the courts look kindly. Besides, what makes Lucy think that the South African media is not racist? Or is worthwhile emulating? Don't let the presence of non-Caucasian people (or Irish owners, or anything) fool you into believing that there is any sort of cogency, or an abundance of functioning brain waves, in the local media.

Holborn's third reason why the British media should not be viewed as racist is the most interesting. If - according to Holborn - the Brit media uncritically accepted Zuma and all his controversies, this would be demeaning to Africa and Africans.

Listen to Holborn: "It would be as if to say, ‘This is Africa. This is all we expect of African leadership: corruption, nepotism, polygamy and affairs.' The fact is that the British know South Africa deserves better than Zuma, and that he and many in his government are failing to live up to the example set by Nelson Mandela of selfless and humble leadership."

I see. So, to "accept" Zuma is to accept corruption, nepotism, polygamy and affairs. But I thought that the charges of corruption had been dropped against Zuma by the National Prosecuting Authority. As for nepotism ("favouritism shown to a relatives or close friends"), who are we supposed to be talking about here? Zuma's cousin, Pravin Gordhan? Zuma's uncle, Moe Shaik?

Then there's "polygamy and affairs". First of all, I don't think they're comparable in anyway; secondly, you and I might not like the former but it is accepted by the constitution; thirdly, since when was having an affair "illegal"? What is this? The Mormon Tabernacle Choir?

Then there's the matter of Saint Mandela. What exactly about his leadership was more "humble" than Zuma's? More directed, more effective, more dictatorial in cabinet, perhaps - but what exactly was humble? Or more to the point: what exactly about Zuma's leadership has not been humble?

Or "selfless"? You mean Mandela gave up his life, almost literally, to the struggle? Indeed. But so has Zuma. No, Zuma didn't do 27 years; he did ten. Are we going to find a way of putting the two prison terms into a set of scales and judging which was more painful?

Enough. The real point is that I don't think it's for Lucy Holborn, "British expat working as a researcher at the South African Institute of Race Relations," to decide what is better or not better for South Africans.

But what about the racism? Of course it was racist: look at the funny black man and all his wives coming here to take tea with the queen, etcetera. But I've already said all this - in the piece above.

Jeremy Gordin is a veteran journalist and author of Zuma: A Biography. This first appeared in the Daily Dispatch.

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Cronon smonin
Can someone please tell Malema and Cronin to both shutup.

by Ackerman on March 07 2010, 17:46
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Ackerman
what the hell has cronin got to do with anything you moron?

by Richard Steele on March 07 2010, 19:06
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Surely shome mishtake?

Ackerman,

Don't you mean Cronion, son of time?

by Domza on March 07 2010, 19:41
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Not quite
Jeremy, if there are not 35 children then how many are there exactly? I find the changing numbers annoying. It's as if the President does not respect his South African subjects enough to 'fess up and reveal the precise number. ( I also note that he did . .more

by Bunny Jones on March 07 2010, 23:52
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On Alexander the Great and mortality
Funny that, I always believed it was Marcus Aurelius who had a slave walking behind him who, upon his master receiving some fawning praise, would whisper "Memento mori", meaning "Remember that you are mortal".

by Jean Racine on March 08 2010, 00:16
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Jokes aside

I have just read Jeremy Gordin's "Postscript", and want to agree.

The horrible thing is not that the British media reaction is a surprise, but that after, in my case, more than half a century of experience of their publications, there is no . .more

by Domza on March 08 2010, 05:54
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Disappointed
Jealousy gets you nowhere. Its good to see ourselves through the prism of outsiders. Why resent the fact she is expat ?
I enjoy your work and humour but this is bitchy nitpicking.

by old, female on March 08 2010, 06:36
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How uncritical can we be when it suits our spleen?
"But I thought that the charges of corruption had been dropped against Zuma by the National Prosecuting Authority. " quoth Gordin as he goes full tilt at Holboom.

Is Gordin really so thick that he thinks Cadre Mpshe's scandalous dropping of the . .more

by mpho on March 08 2010, 06:58
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Zuma's made his own bed, let him lie in it
As long as Zuma continues to do nothing about Malema I could care less what they write about him.

by olivia on March 08 2010, 07:16
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Bottom line really is .....
Currently South Africa, it's leadership and people is the world's biggest joke state. It's moved from pariah, to hope, to joke, to circus. And surely the world's media have noticed this and report on it.

by Gutenberg on March 08 2010, 08:26
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Point is
Most of us in SA also think that they are a barbarians.

by Koos on March 08 2010, 08:53
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Whitewashing
Dear J.
Do you really believe, as you wrote, that Zille is envious of the old ram frequent orgasms with his extended harem of wives, concubines and girlfriends?
Please tell us, why you are trying so hard to whitewash (black-washing?) such . .more

by Injala Apera on March 08 2010, 08:53
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Well said
Not YOU Gordin! Well said Gutenberg, well said indeed!

by Oompah on March 08 2010, 09:09
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If it walks like a duck ...
... and it quacks like a duck, it's most probably a duck.

by Beatrice Dhlamini-Smith-Nkosi on March 08 2010, 09:26
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We need a President not a clown
We don't know how many kids he has, he has refused to divulge his financial situation as required by law, we don't know what he stands for because he changes his opinion depending on his audience, and judging by the way he lets pip-squeaks like Malema run . .more

by Sad Days on March 08 2010, 09:28
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Rorsarch test
Gordo,
Why are you obsessing about what an overseas journo, whom few in this country (especially those who voted the vile buffoon into power) have heard of?

Can you prove for a fact that the subject of your biography does have only 20 . .more

by Loudly South African on March 08 2010, 09:47
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British Press are just racist
Regardless of this Holburn's protestations, the british press specifically the rightwing DAily MAil is just simply racist! THe BRitish Royal Family past and present is notorious for their extra-marital adventurous and I think this woman Lucy should . .more

by Iskariot on March 08 2010, 10:14
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It never Ukraines but it pours
I'm sure Robinson was excercising some poetic licence regarding the Ukrainian woman. Jeremy, your forelock tugging ode to JZ is way OTT. In view of Zuma's latest "I didn't know I had to declare my financial interests" blunder, I think it's pretty obvious . .more

by The man in the street on March 08 2010, 11:38
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If it walks like a duck...

...it's probably El Gordo.


by Domza on March 08 2010, 11:51
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Of souties, rooinekke and pommies
For the record:

Soutie is a euphemism for soutpiel which refers to the brits who made the journey to the cape and natal colonies but still saw themselves as english and therefore had one foot in SA, while having the other firmly anchored in a . .more

by netrev on March 08 2010, 11:59
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@Injala Apera
Maybe Gordin is doing to Zuma what Bruce did to Mbeki when Bruce was editor of the Financial Mail. His fawning praise and outright brown-nosing of Mbeki helped him land the Editorship of Business Day.

Unfortunately the natives have become wise to . .more

by flebus on March 08 2010, 12:45
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Jeremy
From the day you finished JZ's biography forget about ever having objective analysis of your articles. Our own bigots will always crucify you for not being critical, sarcastic humiliating and libelous in that book as they would have wished to have been. . .more

by Njabuliso on March 08 2010, 12:59
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@Domza
You vile swine of a grey & dogmatic commie!
Since when can you give yourself the "very bourgeois luxury of humour?
How decadent can you suddenly be?
What happen to you?

by Injala Apera on March 08 2010, 13:13
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@Bunny Jones
You say : "I take exception to the UK press calling Zuma a baboon and a buffoon. That is most certainly racist."

I've read articles calling George Bush a monkey and a buffoon; were these attacks racist too?

I guess not; it's only when . .more

by Oompah on March 08 2010, 13:34
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Jeremy you missed the point
Jeremy you sadly missed the point of Lucy's article and what she is trying to say. According to my understanding she is not saying that British madia is better or ahead of the South African in how to report on issues, also what they are reporting is what . .more

by sandile on March 08 2010, 14:13
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@Netrev
Point taken - you're absolutely correct.

by El Gordo on March 08 2010, 14:43
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Monogamy
What immortal law gives the English culture and preferences for monogamy a higher ground to polygamy? Truly, Holmoron represents these cultural imperialism intentions.

by F. Ace on March 08 2010, 14:55
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DAILY TELEGRAPH Comment - Sat 26 Mar 2010
Being an English speaking white southern african, I had understood that the "K" word was used for insulting all black tribes & that "Souties" was the handle for insulting certain Engelse witbooitjies. Still, I am glad that JG is discerning enough to avoid . .more

by John Austin, LONDON on March 08 2010, 15:32
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Racist yourself! :P
So, if Ms Holborn was South African, would you agree with her opinions?

by PeterH on March 08 2010, 16:22
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@ John Austin: How the mighty have fallen
Even after the corrupt BAE arms deal, I find it hard to believe that the British would have invited this man into Buckingham Palace.

Students of international relations will celebrate the event as a landmark in the annals of diplomacy for many . .more

by Siegfried Hannig on March 08 2010, 17:08
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Outsiders
Some people from a particular ethic group that could be regarded as the prototype of minorities in general, somehow may always tend to feel as outsiders.
Being a "professional "outsider perhaps it can give feelings of rejection, which forces one to . .more

by @ John Austin on March 08 2010, 17:41
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Your Culture Not Ours
The problem with satire is that it does not have a universal vocabulary. In some cultures, in fact many and perhaps the majority frown upon making fun of others full stop. It's possible that satire is uniquely European. Making 'light' fun of people is . .more

by Global Thought on March 08 2010, 18:38
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@ OUTSIDERS

Not quite sure what you are trying to say nor to whom it is directed. Please have another go

Chikurubi Koos :)

by John Austin, LONDON on March 08 2010, 19:21
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@Netrev
"...coal-mining metropolis such as liverpool..."
There was never any coal-mining in Liverpool. Liverpool is not on a coalfield.

by Jeff on March 08 2010, 20:00
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Jeremy Gordon and buffoons
If a person is a buffoon, then he should be called a buffoon.
So now all Brits are racist? It was one article in a right-wing newspaper. Is this your sum knowledge of British journalism. You know the British press are far harder on their own . .more

by Jeff on March 08 2010, 20:12
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@the editor: Moneyweb
Sir,
Please bing back Clive Simpkins.
he is an insufferable bore.
he is the nemesis of good communication.
he is both arrogant and over the top.
he has very little knowledge of is subject
But at his worst he is still better . .more

by Plutarch on March 08 2010, 21:55
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Everyone in the country knows that Malema is the Boss anyway
So why the fuss about some guy who reads his speeches, has 3 wives and more on the way, 20 odd children, likes machine guns, likes unprotected sex, has illegitimate kids, has sex with no condoms, has sex with a girl he knew had aids with no condom, dances . .more

by Reality Check on March 08 2010, 23:23
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Zuma ii
Jeremy your obsession with the greatness of Zuma and the the unfair abuse the poot thing suffers, are now reachhing the same heights as Roberts' obsession with the great "Native . .more

by Geanann on March 09 2010, 11:59
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Am I the only one
who has no idea why this boring writer ever gets published? I can never get beyond the second paragraph of his praise singing without giving up and just scan reading. The articles go on for ever and ever and ever but nothing worthwhile is ever said. . .more

by ??????? on March 09 2010, 15:24
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@Jeff
Jeff, you are right.

I was mislead because all the ex-liverpudlians chose to settle in SA coal mining metropolises such as springs, ermelo and witbank.

by netrev on March 09 2010, 15:44
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@??????
The reason this writer is published is because he's charming, good-looking and a great writer. If you don't want to read him, read something else ...

by Respondent on March 09 2010, 16:21
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As for Plutarch
he should go and drown himself in a butt of malmsey wine

by Respondent on March 09 2010, 16:22
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Liverpool was a slave-trading port

Horrid to recall, but true.


by Domza on March 09 2010, 16:41
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Gordin's most outrageous work to date
The Daily Dispatch editors were clearly prepared for your lack of brevity and skill when they limited you to 700 words.

The arguments advanced are stretched Mr Gordin.

Such as your argument regarding nepotism, You point out that nepotism . .more

by IITQ on March 09 2010, 20:46
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@Siegfried Hanning
You wonder that JZ got invited to Buckingham Palace after the BAE scandal, - that I believe is naive. He got invited BECAUSE he and his bedfellows were pocketed by scandal, Brittania waives the rules, remember. And his other state visit was to Pres, . .more

by arnaud on March 15 2010, 01:10
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