SO, contrary to initial reports, it would appear the American singer and actress Beyoncé actually has no desire to make a film about Saartjie Baartman, the so-called Hottentot Venus.
When the story initially broke there came the customary fury on social media, with much inchoate rage directed at this woman for having the effrontery to appropriate such a dearly held story for her own purposes. It was especially galling as we had our own loveys, right here, who seemingly could do with the work.
South African Guild of Actors spokesman Jack Devnarain was full of suitably dramatic chatter about cultural sensitivities. “One has to question the intention,” he told Eyewitness News, “and in my understanding, it seems the intention is more for the performative grandstand itself rather than to pay homage to Sarah Baartman.”
The performative grandstand being second nature to actors, of course. But how clever of Devnarain to be on the button so emphatically regarding Beyoncé’s intentions – even though no such film project appears to exist.
Here at the Mahogany Ridge we were in two minds as to whether she could have pulled off such a role. There were those who unkindly suggested she was perhaps too much of a lightweight.
But we should tolerate no such slurs on the Beyoncé backside. Like many of her peers, she has worked hard at its development. And with good reason. Not since the Paleolithic age has there been such fevered butt worship and the considerably bulbous forms of Kim Kardashian and other minor celebrities are now bouncing all over the culture. As they say in hip-hop, gotta have that junk in the trunk.