Après moi le deluge: Southern Africa's 'grandest chefs' fret about the political afterlife
The greatest favour President Robert Mugabe, 89, of Zimbabwe and President José Eduardo dos Santos, 71, of Angola could do the world would be to write honest and comprehensive memoirs about just how they did it; precisely how they managed to stay in power so long.
That would be beneficial to us all first of all because they would have to leave office to write their memoirs. And then because those memoirs, if frank, would provide us with such a fascinating insight into the nature of African authoritarian politics - call it Grands Chefs 101. And about the nature and workings of political power anywhere.
Maybe President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea could offer some useful insights too. He is after all the African leader who has been in power longest, having deposed and then executed his even more brutal uncle Francisco Macías Nguema in August 1979. Dos Santos took power just days later, in September 1979, though more peacefully and legitimately, when the People's Movement for the Liberation of Angola (MPLA) appointed him leader of the party and president of the country in September 1979, after the death of Agostinho Neto who had led the MPLA into power four years before. Mugabe followed the two into State House in even more legitimate fashion in April 1980, having won the country's first democratic elections.
But it has been the process of retaining power rather than getting it that has been so intriguing.
Clearly ruthlessness has been a major factor. In Obiang's case that is probably by far the most important factor as Equatorial Guinea has clearly been and remains the most oppressive of the three countries in question, despite his recent efforts to airbrush his international image. Mugabe is also quite obviously ruthless where he deems it necessary to hold on to power, whether that has been his own position as the top dog or the Zimbabwe African National Union - Patriotic Front's (ZANU-PF) position as top party. The suspicions about his role in the assassination of ZANU-PF Secretary-General Herbert Chitepo in 1975 - after which Mugabe took over the party - and the Gukurahundi massacre of thousands of rival Zimbabwe African People's Union (ZAPU) supporters in Matabeleland in the early 1980s attest to that ruthlessness.