IN what amounted to an embarrassing, if tacit admission that he's at a loss for words about what to do next, Jacob Zuma has asked South Africans what they'd want him to say in his state of the nation address on Thursday.
As a statement put it, "As part of the preparations, the President invites inputs and suggestions through social media on issues people consider important for their well-being and those of their communities that should be included in the speech."
Judging by the subsequent Twitter thread, most of those who responded to the invitation wanted Zuma to tender his resignation in the speech - but not before he had scrapped e-tolling, paid back the money for the Nkandla upgrades, and lifted the prohibition of dagga.
Here at the Mahogany Ridge, we regard the latter suggestion as being the most sensible. Dagga is, after all, a wonderful drug. Even members of the SA Police Service swear by it, and those who are tasked with burning confiscated bales of the stuff often talk movingly of how relaxed and giggly they feel at such times.
However, among dagga's many other properties, or "side effects", perhaps the most remarkable are economic. One only has to spend a few minutes searching the Internet to appreciate that decriminalisation has liberated a staggering amount of money from drug gangs and black markets and put it instead into the public purse. Think of it like this: with prohibition, you get criminals dealing outside the schools, whereas proceeds from a legal, regulated trade builds the schools.
And dagga may actually come in quite handy on Thursday evening. This year, the SONA budget has been cut by more than half - from R9-million in 2014 to R4-million. The presidential gala dinner - previously a nob job at the convention centre - has been scrapped in favour of cocktail parties in the parliamentary compound.