OUT TO LUNCH
My astrologist tells me that Mars is moving into retrograde (whatever that means) so it’s hardly any surprise that September would turn out to be a tumultuous month of tonsorial turmoil. Amidst all the carefully choreographed fury directed at Click’s for their “vile, racist, deeply hurtful, traumatic, insulting etc. etc.” advert for a hair treatment that many of us had never heard of previously the main stream media seems to have forgotten that this retrograde month started of with another major hair outrage.
I refer of course to the UK chanteuse known as ‘Adele’ who posted a photograph of herself in a bikini top in the colours of the Jamaican flag with her hair arranged in what are apparently known as ‘bantu knots’. This is a style that involves the hair being scrunched into tiny bundles on the scalp and gives the general impression of having lots of baby mice running over your scalp. I imagine it takes a lot of time and effort to create and is hugely popular with people who don’t need to grab a quick breakfast and rush off to work in the morning.
Adele had posted the picture during the traditional London Notting Hill Carnival which couldn’t be held in its traditional format this year due to COVID-19 social distancing rules. The Notting Hill Carnival (essentially a gigantic street party) has never been a favourite time of the year with those who own expensive properties in that now fashionable London postal district but for the past decade or so it has been a wonderful way for people to listen to steel bands, annoy the posh residents and use recreational drugs in full view of the Metropolitan Police with no fear of arrest.
Indeed, in recent years the police have carefully arranged that they should be photographed by the press dancing with dusky revellers as proof that they don’t just go around harassing young black kids who may be carrying knives. Rather like going down on one knee at Black Lives Matter protests this has fooled nobody.
Adele now lives in the US but posted the pic in solidarity with the bohemian spirit of the Notting Hill Carnival. She probably wished she hadn’t a few minutes later when she started to receive hostile communications accusing her of ‘cultural appropriation’. For those unfamiliar with her career I should just mention that the hugely talented Adele (she sang the signature song to the James Bond movie ‘Skyfall’) used to be quite chubby and had long flowing blonde locks so the posted photo carried two distinct messages.