JOHNNY Cash had a hit song about a General Motors plant worker who, after realising that he would never be able to afford one of the Cadillacs that he worked on each day, decided to steal one instead. He and a colleague then smuggled parts out of the factory and stored them at home to be reassembled later. The whole process took about 25 years.
The narrative arc of One Piece at a Time, released in 1976, began in 1949. Over the next quarter century, various redesigns and changes to models were introduced by GM and, by the time it was finished, the homebuilt Caddy was obviously a confused mess; parts didn’t fit properly, there was only one right headlight, but two on the left, only one tail fin, and so on.
Still, it was a fairly unique vehicle, and attracted a lot of attention. When asked where he got it, the plant worker replied, “You might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up. It’s cheaper that way.”
Here at the Mahogany Ridge we were reminded of all this by Defence Minister Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula who this week alerted the National Council of Provinces of the mysterious theft of South African Air Force aircraft. This in response to a question as to why SAAF pilots were training in Cuba and Russia.
“We have a problem,” Mapisa Nqakula reportedly said. “Sometimes these young people train and they run short of flying hours before they can get their wings. We can’t give them those flying hours because there are no aircraft.”
It did rather beg the question: what use were wings, then, when there were no aircraft? But where were they anyway? You must remember that in addition to those SAAB Gripen fighters, which may or may not be gathering dust in storage somewhere, the SAAF bought a further five dozen Pilatus trainer aircraft in that celebrated arms deal.