A FAMOUS GROUSE
GOSH, but the ANC Youth League has been quite busy lately. It’s not all fun and fried chicken with these guys. For starters, it’s Youth Month and, with that, an opportunity to rise from the abyss of inconsequentiality and strike out afresh for that elusive relevancy.
To this end there was the league’s NEC meeting last weekend, after which they announced their candidate of choice to next lead the ANC, Nkosazana Jacob Zuma.
No surprises here and, as matters stand, the more pessimistic of the Mahogany Ridge regulars are already referring to the former Mrs Zuma as the country’s first proxident, which admittedly is a bit of a tongue twister on a creme de menthe and schnapps bender. But more of that another time.
Some critics have pointed out that the dour Sarafina Dlamini-Zuma is more gogo than go-go and that it has been ages since the ANCYL endorsed a presidential candidate who was even vaguely youthful. But it’s also been a while since the league was even led by a youth.
Collen Maine, its wholly Guptured president, has not been having a good time of it. In an attempt to gee up the league’s attempts to commemorate the June 1976 Soweto uprisings, Maine posted a picture of himself on Instagram, captioned “Youth Month loading.”