JAUNDICED EYE
There’s the ancient tale of Jonah and the whale. Now there’s a modern twist, about Jonathan and the crocodiles, which made worldwide headlines this week.
Afer fasting and praying for a week, Pastor Jonathan Mthethwa of the Saint of the Last Days Church in White River, Mpumalanga, tried last Saturday to replicate the Biblical account of Jesus Christ walking water. But, instead of striding across the Crocodile River, his feet remained firmly on the riverbed.
That is, until three crocodiles seized him and ate him. And unlike Jonah’s whale, Jono’s crocs didn’t spit him out.
The report was carried with glee in an array of mainstream publications, including the Daily Mail, Express and The Independent in London, New Zealand Herald, Arab Times, International Business Times, Nigeria's Daily Post, the Zimbabwe Mail, as well as AOL, the Christian Daily and the Christian Post in the United States.
It was, however, fake news and not particulary well disguised fake news, either. A cursory Google would have revealed that the story was first published in February on a satirical website.