JAUNDICED EYE
Ahh! There’s nothing quite like the occasional aromatic waft of sewage as one sips the day’s first coffee at a Mauritian street cafe.
That’s one of the disadvantages of soak pits, or French drains as I was taught to call them. On an island with a high water table, any crashing downpour and all is revealed, so to speak.
When I challenged a Francophone acquaintance on the basic flaw to this Gallic innovation, he sniffed dismissively. “Primitive things. But, ‘French’? Non! In France we’ve always known them as English drains.”
Whatever the national origin, successive waves of French and British colonisation of the island failed to perfect their use here. When it rains, the scent is unmistakable. Upon having to wade knee deep through a sudden deluge, there comes a sense of dread, lest one encounters that which one can smell.
Sometimes, though, it’s attitudes, not things, which stink.