Daily Sun (May 26 2014) - NOTHING beats the agony of a 4-5 that lies down when it's time to stand up. But the men of SunLand can stop hiding their shame because help is on the way!
THIS WOMAN HAS MAGIC SOUP THAT WILL SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE, YOUR REPUTATION AND YOUR 4-5!
"Men love my soup," said the woman who preferred not to be named. She sells her magic love potion at the Njoli taxi rank in Port Elizabeth, Eastern Cape.
"I sell smileys, but many of my customers come for the magic soup only." She said the taxi drivers buy the soup to give them power. "I also have women customers who buy the soup for their husbands," she said.
Nozukile Magazi (45), from Zwide said she took her husband to a doctor because he was couldn't satisfy her. "The doctor said my husband must stop eating so much chicken, but that was very difficult for him because he really loves the bird," she said. "I overheard men whispering about the soup so I tried it. It was like a magic potion. My life has changed. I'll never stop buying the soup."
Sipho Jolobe (45), from KwaZakhele, Port Elizabeth said: "The magic soup keeps my marriage healthy."It gives me power and I perform better."
He said where he grew up in Alice, in the Eastern Cape, women are forbidden to eat soup made with smiley meat. "This is to protect women from getting horny. Women have accepted this cultural practice without resisting," he said.
The soup is reported to boost men's 4-5s and give them the energy to satisfy their women in the bed. The woman who makes and sells the soup said the soup is made from smiley meat - but she adds salt and a blend of secret spices.
"One of my regular customers is an old man from Zwide township."He told me he used my soup to make muthi," said the woman.
"When it is cold I know my soup is in demand." Daily Sun asked her to share the ingredients with SunReaders but she just shook her head. "That is my secret."
The SunMan tried the tasty dish which sells at R5 for 500ml. He liked it a lot.
"It's meaty. It's not too salty and it tastes good," he said. "It's possible it may be powerful but it's too early to say for sure."
Sthembele Jonas (42) from KwaZakhele said he started buying the soup in 2004 while he was a jikeleza taxi driver. "I used to have two girlfriends and I can satisfy them both.
"Sometimes I buy the soup and a half loaf of brown bread. It's a good meal," he said. "I will not stop buying the soup as long as it keeps me and my girlfriends satisfied."
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