THE hero of the hour is, of course, Andrew Jennings, the investigative reporter whose 2006 book, Foul! The Secret World of FIFA: Bribes, Vote Rigging and Ticket Scandals, set in motion the FBI investigation that has caused all the trouble.
The book, according to a profile of the journalist that appeared in the Washington Post, earned Jennings a following in law enforcement and in 2009 an “ex-spook” set up a meeting with American investigators who wanted to take matters a little further.
“They’ve got government-style haircuts,” Jennings recalled. “They introduce themselves as FBI special agents and give me their business cards, which say ‘organised crime squad’. Bliss. The European police forces will do nothing [about FIFA] so it was damn good to see professional investigators get involved.”
It is a great pity that our child-like sports minister, Fikile Mbalula, does not share Jennings’s enthusiasm in this regard. “Don’t be the first to chase us about bribes,” Mbalula told a press conference on Wednesday. “There is sovereignty and there is patriotism. Nobody wants to see his country is corrupt. We can’t be the first on the march to attack your own country.”
It was Samuel Johnson who famously noted that patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. With Mbalula it appears to be the first. That, and a blind faith in the ability of his buffoonish windbaggery to distract us from the issue at hand.
“Criminals can explain a bribe very well,” Mbalula noted in another of jaw-dropping moment of lunatic bluster. “I don’t know how bribes worked. Bribes is like a ghost, you can never touch it.”