It’s noon, Tuesday, and as I write this, NPA boss Shaun Abrahams, with whom I feel some affinity – neither of us seems very smart and we both need to have our eyebrows braided – Abrahams has summonsed Finance Minister Pravin Gordhan as well as former SARS director Ivan Pillay and former Tax Commissioner Oupa Magashula. The rand has of course tanked and “economists are warning of dire consequences”.
This being the case, the tale I want to tell is indeed a “little” story – minor, insignificant, trivial. It is particularly insignificant because I am not a business person in any way, shape or form – the significance of which will become clear in a moment. But bear with me; and let’s reflect on the possibility of “little” stories perhaps opening a window on “larger” ones – crossing over, so to speak, from private to more public experience.
One of my goals as a semi-retired old fart is to start walking the walk about a certain dissertation. To this end I order a number of books from a certain on-line organization known as Amazon. I bring in these books via Amazon’s express service, i.e. by courier, which is by any standard pretty expensive.
Why do I do this? First, I am a chronically tardy individual and need certain books yesterday. Second, I once used the services of the SA post office, which was much less expensive. But our post office – notwithstanding the rhetoric of one Mark Barnes – is no more. It has ceased to be, it is bereft of life; it is an ex-post office. I was in one of the “better branches” the other day and a little old lady (there’re a few left) asked for a postage stamp. The clerk looked at her as though she’d requested a condom. In short, a few years’ back my books started not arriving – or taking six months to do so.
However, dear readers, it is alleged that some of my dear country people have been wont to abuse the “system” – and to bring in goods that they then re-sell. That’s SARS’ story anyway; it could just be that SARS is looking around for all the revenue they can scrounge – for reasons we understand only too well. Consequently, if as a private individual you bring in an item above a certain value (R500 I believe), on more than three separate occasions, the item is flagged on the system at OR Tambo (ORT) – and guess what?
You have to apply to SARS for an import permit – even if you are merely an old codger who merely wants an obscure book on Aristotle (a dead white man, after all).