FAMOUS GROUSE
THE display of triumphalism following the defeat of the motion of no confidence in the father of Edward and Duduzane, as Accused Number One is now known, was not unexpected, and yes, typical of such occasions, it was characteristically crude and vulgar.
What did surprise, though, was that this time round it all seemed so much more unhinged and surreal than ever before. Certainly it was far more entertaining than the two hours of lowbrow “debate” we had just endured.
The celebrations started with a shower of phlegm from Fikile Mbalula, the small but shouty Minister of Police. Addressing the faithful outside the National Assembly, he roared away with the customary threat about the ANC staying in power forever more and so on.
So far, so humdrum. Then came the dumb-dumb: “They want to come at us with camouflages!”
What was Mbalula on about? Who exactly were these devils in disguise? The DA? The EFF? The ANC MPs who did not vote to keep their jobs and their million rand a year pay cheques?