IT was a quiet New Year's Eve in the village - thanks largely to Western Cape police commissioner Lieutenant-General Arno "Louis" Lamoer's efforts to protect us from ourselves and prevent people from having fun.
We were not ungrateful. Such was the alarm at reports of the "ring of steel" with which Lamoer intended to corral revellers into specially-designed party animal pens where they could mill about and low to one another in forced gaiety that we felt it wiser if we just decamped, once more, to the Mahogany Ridge and there, far from that madding crowd, see in 2015.
With that out the way, it was down to the serious business of looking at the year ahead. It is not an easy business, this predictions lark, but our money's on 2015 being marginally better than last year. Or at least marginally better for some. But, fingers crossed and loins duly girded, this is how it will unfold.
Next month marks the 25th anniversary of the unbanning of the liberation movements. The ruling party, still smarting at the gouging it received from the City of Cape Town over the hiring of Cape Town Stadium for its birthday bash and faced with growing disillusion among its supporters, will attempt to make something of the occasion and the official line from Luthuli House will be that the apartheid regime had no part in the unbannings.
President Jacob Zuma will declare that, because the ANC was the biggest of the unbanned parties, it was more unbanned than others. He will once again suggest that the party will rule until the Second Coming. This is despite his call last month to Christian leaders that they pray to God to send Jesus back to Earth most pronto because of the many sins in the country. Jesus will once more excuse Himself from our affairs.
Elsewhere on the faith front, the cult of Thuli Madonsela, the Public Protector, will grow apace. Many will look to her for salvation, and pilgrims may want to touch the hem of her garment whenever she appears in public. Unfortunately there are laws against this sort of thing.