SOUTH African rugby, you may have noticed, is going through a rough patch. A bit of churned up turf, you could say, just five metres from their own goal line. The Boks appear to have forgotten how to play, which is a little worrying as the World Cup is just weeks away and we’re running out of time if we want to regain that old mojo.
However, what has piqued our interest, here at the Mahogany Ridge, is the rubbish taking place off the field.
There was nothing particularly new or startling in Cosatu’s whinge, for example, at the lack of transformation in the national team following their first ever defeat to Argentina last weekend.
When you think about it, there hasn’t really been a moment this winter – or even last – when the federation’s provincial secretary Tony Ehrenreich hasn’t been moaning about the “all white” Springboks. He’s been such a boring stuck record in this regard that, writing this paragraph, I’m amazed that I’m still awake.
What is unusual – and greatly dismaying, I may add – is that the Springbok coach, Heyneke Meyer, has actually dignified Ehrenreich’s mewling call for his dismissal with a response.
The poor man, but it did appear as if Meyer had been served a meaty helping of his own game strategy. You know, lull your opponents into a false sense of security with bad form and shoddy behaviour – then score a try. For here he was, doing that all too familiar and terribly shameful white South African “lose-lose” mambo: Please, Sir, but I’m not a racist, honest.