April Fool's Day
I have no idea where the fable comes from, but April the 1st in every year is accepted as 'April Fool's Day' for some reason. We can all expect a newspaper or someone in another media to set up a spoof to try and cause alarm and despondency.
This year we know in advance who is going to try this on - it's our very own Minister of Indigenisation, Patrick Zhuwao. Patrick is a member of the Circus here called the 'G40', otherwise known as the 'Graceland Boys' and I am sure he is meant to be the Clown in this particular troupe. He is in charge of entertaining the kids during this particular show and he does so by trying to terrify the Parents and Adults in the audience.
His portfolio is 'Indigenisation and Empowerment' and he has taken over the administration of the 'Indigenisation Act' which was forced through in 2007 over the objections of the MDC and then given life by one Kasukawere in 2010 by the issuance of regulations that demanded that all firms over a certain size 'Cede' 51 per cent of their shares to 'Indigenous' individuals.
Now I think I know what 'cede' means, but the phrase 'indigenous' is less clear and after some debate it was revealed that it was 'anyone who had been disadvantaged during the era prior to 1980'. In fact it turned out to be persons with a certain pigment in their skin and the Chinese. I could never fathom out just what the Chinese had to do with the matter, for the life of me I still cannot see any connection.
Well, after the initial panic and turbulence the matter died down. Some of the larger companies did 'deals' and clever lawyers made piles of money drafting agreements that in fact left things as they were pretty much.