IT was like something from an old science fiction movie, the sort of giddy Cold War stuff that, in the days before television, they'd fling at our drive-in cinema screens. Evil aliens would take over the world - but first they'd invade our minds, turning us into zomboid slaves.
And so it was at the South African Local Government Association beano in Midrand. Delegates stared in horror at the familiar figure addressing them on Tuesday. Who are you, they wondered, and what have you done with the President?
For yes, it was Jacob Zuma up there on the podium. But no, it wasn't Jacob Zuma - at least not the one they thought they knew.
Here he was, all stumble-mumbles, delivering his Back to Basics plan to get local government back on track and calling on municipalities to employ people who possess the required qualifications and warning them not to compromise the quality of services in communities by giving jobs to friends and family members who weren't up to the task. "Because," he added, "a cousin of my cousin might not be a driver and might have bought a licence for all I know."
A moment, you may say, wholly unburdened by irony. But it got worse.
If he was a "dictator", Zuma declared, he would banish laziness. This was because the government's provision of low-cost housing and other service delivery amenities was not sustainable and was creating a culture of laziness and dependency.