Dear Family and Friends,
President Mugabe turns 90 on the 21st February and his public birthday celebration is being held in Marondera. For a few weeks we've been waiting for the usual frenzy of face lifting that comes before a VIP arrives in town but it's going to take more than spit and polish and a bucket of whitewash to sort things out.
Three weeks before the 90th anniversary we turned on our taps in birthday town and thick, stinking, black water came out. You couldn't call it water at all, it looked and smelt like sewerage. There must be some terrible problem, we thought, a burst sewage pipe must have contaminated the mains and it surely wouldn't last more than a few hours.
Three days later black filth still poured out of the taps but a call to the municipality was as good as useless. They wouldn't answer any questions, wouldn't even acknowledge that the towns water was black and unusable and insisted all questions be directed to the Engineer. The conversation with the Engineer turned out to be as unbelievable as the filth coming out the taps.
Q: We've had black water for three days, can you tell me what's going on?
A: We are aware of the problem. We are carrying out de-sludging.