What a l-o-n-g year it's been! - This is the sort of asinine and banal comment that a columnist is wont to make at the end of a year that has been, scientifically speaking, no longer or shorter than any other.
And yet, when it comes to the life and activities of Jacob G Zuma, president of the Republic, it does seem to have been an unusually long year, does it not? By this I mean that an awful lot has happened to, and around, him in 2010.
Without even resorting to the internet or to the pages of a learned tome such as the second edition of Zuma: A Biography - merely by, as it were, letting one's mind idle for a few minutes in neutral - one can think of numerous events.
At the start of the year - on the last day of January 2010 - it was revealed that the president had fathered a child with the daughter of "powerful" soccer administrator and (apparently) long-time Zuma friend, Irvin Khoza. This new example of Zuma fecundity did not seem to go down well with body politic or his political allies.
A little later - in about March, if my memory serves me - Zuma went to England to see Queen Elizabeth II. This visit apparently went down pretty well, though there were the usual quasi-racist howls of execration by the English "reptiles" (the name given to members of the English media by Private Eye magazine).
During this visit, Zuma was also given the Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath by the queen. This was amusing for Zapiro aficionados, already amused by the saga of the shower head that the cheeky cartoonist had bestowed on Zuma's head.