Dear Family and Friends,
As we draw ever closer to elections in Zimbabwe and despite not yet knowing when they'll take place, the rhetoric is already growing . Top of the list is the embarrassing incident concerning the UN and the 132 million US dollars we apparently need to hold elections. After a joint request was made in writing for financial assistance from the UN by the MDC's Finance Minister Tendai Biti and Zanu PF's Justice Minister Patrick Chinamasa, a team of UN assessors headed in our direction but didn't quite make it all the way into Zimbabwe.
Stranded across the border in South Africa for nearly a week it seemed that Zimbabwe had changed its mind - not about wanting money but about who they'd let the UN team meet with once they got into Zimbabwe. For days the embarrassing arguments went on while the world watched and the UN team undoubtedly texted, tweeted and twiddled their fingers over the border, not allowed in. Zimbabwe it seemed were perfecting their well practised art of scoring own goals.
Confirming that the UN team were stuck across the border, Finance Minister Biti said: "one section of government decided it was not in the best interest of the UN to come to Zimbabwe." Meanwhile Foreign Minister Simbarashe Mumbengegwi held a meeting with diplomats in Harare and said the UN had shown hostility in previous fact-finding missions. "They wanted to be involved in our domestic political affairs," he said.
The arguments continued and just when we began to hope that this shamefully embarrassing situation had been resolved, Minister Biti said: "We eventually panel-beat an agreement in our ugly handwritings to allow the mission to come. As far as we are concerned, the mission should come, and there is nothing that should stop it from coming."
We had no idea what the terms ‘ugly handwriting' or ‘panel beating' really meant but by then that the UN assessors had been sitting in Joburg for four days, stuck in limbo. Later we learnt that the MDC and Zanu PF had apparently agreed to only allow the UN assessors to meet with some of the people on their original list of appointments when they got to Zimbabwe.