A FAMOUS GROUSE
SOME years ago, my partner and I were walking the dog along the Liesbeek and were greatly surprised to come across a person of reduced circumstances defecating under a tree.
He did not seem at all concerned that we should find him thus compromised and he smiled at us rather cheerfully. His apparent good nature filled me with unease. Dear God, I thought, he probably wants to have a chat as well; maybe tell us about the strange noises he sometimes hears…
You should understand that there’s a psychiatric hospital nearby. Outpatients roam the neighbourhood like extras in a zombie movie. Many do not take their medication. Over time we have learnt it is best to avoid eye contact and under no circumstances engage them in conversation.
Now, if there’s anything in what we’ve been hearing at the Mahogany Ridge these last few days, it is likely that come mid-April we shall all be doing our business down at the river.
The chatter here has been especially dire. The staff delight in reminding us the drought will be a great leveller; that we are to shortly experience life as it is in the informal settlements.