FAMOUS GROUSE
WE were wondering, here at the Mahogany Ridge, about this term, “red alert”. Apparently it’s not a warning, as some of the regulars believe, that the sartorially-challenged trade and industry minister, Rob Davies, is once again attempting to dress himself, but rather an announcement to prepare for battle.
It dates back to World War Two, and was used to designate the highest level, after yellow and orange, of combat readiness. Once a red alert was sounded, all off-duty military personnel were compelled to return to base, troops were sent to man the barricades, and it was all very action stations with officers shouting “Pip, pip!” and “Tally ho!” as they urged their men into the melee.
Thus, when the small and shouty police minister, Fikile Mbalula, tells the nation that SAPS have issued a “red alert” in response to the Grace Mugabe fiasco, we should be alarmed.
Are we going to war with Zimbabwe over the assault of the model Gabriella Engels, who was allegedly attacked by Mugabe, the She-Wolf of Zanu-PF, and who, worryingly, remains very much at large? Many South Africans think we should.
But the authorities appear undecided. For his part, Mbalula did initially appear keen that the interests of justice were served in this matter.