10. Charlotte Bauer interviews her semi-South African and soon to be hugely famous sister, Belinda
"CB: What do you think about polygamy? BB: A husband shared is a husband halved. How can that possibly be bad?"
9. City Press' lead story tallying up all of Jacob Zuma's "jobs-for-pals" appointments
These include: "A kwaito star who backed Zuma during his trials has landed himself a job as a deputy director in charge of the presidential hotline. Eugene Mthethwa was a member of the multi-award-winning kwaito group, Trompies, and has now ditched music to serve Zuma."
8. The Sunday Tribune's lead story on how alleged carjacker, Innocent Phumlani Dlamini, slipped out of "jail using a fraudulent bail certificate":
Charmel Bowman quotes one victim as saying: "I was shocked. How could he have gotten bail when he had been remanded and was due to appear in court this week? My faith in the entire judicial system came crashing down after waiting almost a year to get a court date finalised."