FAMOUS GROUSE
ON Thursday evening, the president will deliver the State of the Nation Address at a joint sitting of the National Assembly and the National Council of Provinces. Or so the latter’s chair, Thandi Modise, has insisted.
Obviously, you’d think. For this will indeed be a grand occasion. Presidential, even. The 2018 parliamentary season is upon us, the red carpet will be rolled out, and arriving dignitaries will all be mugging it up for the cameras in their finery.
Among others, Malusi Gigaba, the popinjay finance minister, will once again be dressed for Ascot. Mandla Mandela, chief of the Mvezo Traditional Council, will in all likelihood resemble an extra from The Pirates of Penzance, as is his colourful wont. And there may even be unkind remarks about the police minister, Fikile Mbalula, needing to stand on a box to be tall enough for his paparazzo shots.
After which they’ll all file into the parliamentary buildings to await the arrival of the president. The question though is who exactly will that be? Accused Number One? Or his deputy, Cyril Ramaphosa? Someone else even — an interim, perhaps?
“Whoever is president will address us,” Modise told reporters on Wednesday. This in response to suggestions that Jacob Zuma may not be head of state next week following reports that the ruling party’s top six officials were discussing “options” to remove the president to prevent him from being impeached.